“Grimm always used rabbits, on account of a grudge he had with the Easter Bunny. Id had a pet rabbit when I was little, and the first time I saw an augury I think I managed to throw up and faint at ...”

“ROSA MET ME at the door with a shotgun. Strictly speaking, not aimed at me, but you dont really have to aim a sawed-off shotgun. She swung it toward me. You, get in there. She turned her attention ...”

“I wasnt afraid of your average dark alley. I had standard Agency-issue spells in my coat and a nine millimeter in my purse for dealing with the less dangerous pests, but even I knew you have to be ...”

“IF I HAD a dime for every time Ive heard Were all going to die or Ill kill you, I could afford a better apartment. You can only listen to so many threats of destruction, doom, or death before you s...”

“I wasn’t afraid of your average dark alley. I had standard Agency-issue spells in my coat and a nine millimeter in my purse for dealing with the less dangerous pests, but even I knew you have to be...”

“IF I HAD a dime for every time I’ve heard “We’re all going to die” or “I’ll kill you,” I could afford a better apartment. You can only listen to so many threats of destruction, doom, or death befor...”

“When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is alw...”

“There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable.”

“...fairy tales, just a fancy word for lies...”

“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake and recall all idiots, criminals, haters, terrorists and...”

“Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it.”

“Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "Oh, no! She's up.”