“My biggest pet peeve is when people don't admit what they've done.”

“On 'Awake,' we would take a couple hours per scene. Whereas on 'Anger Management,' we can take maybe 10 minutes on a scene if we're lucky.”

“I get really angry when I get hungry. If you don't feed me, I won't talk to you. That's when my anger issues come out.”

“I feel like everything comes into your life for a reason. With 'Awake,' I got to do a drama, and with 'Anger Management,' that's my comedy.”

“In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.”

“My soul, sir? I haven't got one. The management doesn't allow them.”

“Never be satisfied with less than your very best effort. If you strive for the top and miss, you'll still 'beat the pack.”

“Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.”

“Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. ”

“I think it's cool that London Fashion Week is about young designers trying wacky things.”

“Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.”

“Hurricane season brings a humbling reminder that, despite our technologies, most of nature remains unpredictable.”

“The famous pilot season literally sends shivers down my spine.”