“Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.”

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”

“Even if you are on the right track, youll get run over if you just sit there.”

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“I never met a man that I didn't like.”

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”

“Posthuman. It was a word from advertising copy, breathless and empty, and all hed ever thought it really meant was that the people using it had a limited imagination about what exactly humans were ...”

“Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does.”

“All the papers that matter live off their advertisements, and the advertisers exercise an indirect censorship over news.”

“The by-product that is created while following the religion of the Self [Soul] is the worldly life. It is gained free of cost.”

“The idea that 20% of the features will get you 80% of the value may well be correct, but it also means that on important tasks, you're giving the customers B-grade experieence where it matters most.”

“Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.”