I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
Herb Caen.
“A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.”
“Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.”
“The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.”
“I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'”
“A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.”
“Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.”
“But who can remember pain, once its over? All that remains of it is a shadow, not in the mind even, in the flesh. Pain marks you, but too deep to see. Out of sight, out of mind.”
“I know what you are learning to endure. There is nothing to be done. Make sure nothing is wasted. Take notes. Remember it all, every insult, every tear. Tattoo it on the inside of your mind. In lif...”
“My mind, I know, I can prove, hovers on hummingbird wings. It hovers and it churns. And when it's operating at full thrust, the churning does not stop. The machines do not rest, the systems rarely ...”
“The rider evolved to serve to the elephant.”
“Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.-Sergeant Schlock”
“That's odd. It looks almost as if Nick is picking a fight with that elephant.""Well, the elephant started it.""That's irrelevant. Fighting with civilians is against the rules. Go break it up."-Admi...”
“I think that when you remember, remember, remember everything like that, you could go on until you remember what was there before you were in the world. ”
“Because stories are how we share our lives and what we truly mourn when they are lost. Stories are what connect us to our past and carry us to our future. They are what we cherish and what we remem...”
“Say something Becks. Say anything""You," I said. "I remember you." I kept my eyes shut, and felt his hands drop. He didn't move back."What do you remember about me?" There was strong emotion behind...”