“Fear isn't so difficult to understand. After all, weren't we all frightened as children? Nothing has changed since Little Red Riding Hood faced the big bad wolf. What frightens us today is exactly ...”

“Puns are the highest form of literature.”

“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.”

“Revenge is sweet and not fattening.”

“What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out.”

“Ideas come from everything”

“Of course, you could, no doubt, call my going to film school the biggest mistake I ever made.”

“I do not always know what I want, but I do know what I don't want.”

“One longs for a director with a sense of imagination.”

“It can be challenge enough to have to eat with myself.”

“It is the human earthling who tends to dominate the earth, oftentimes treating other fellow earthlings and living beings as mere objects. This is what is meant by 'speciesism'. By analogy with raci...”

“Documentary evidence says where there is smoke there is fire, be it holy smoke or otherwise.”

“Never marry someone who doesnt love the movies you love. Sooner or later, that person will not love you.”

“It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen.”

“It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.”