“Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.”

“I love you above all things, even pie.”

“Sweet Pocket, you mustnt ask about my life before I came here. What I am now, I have always been, and everything I am is here with you.Sweet Thalia, said I. That is a fiery flagon of dragon toss.”

“She can be a whirlwind of tits and terror when she puts her mind to a purpose, can't she, sir?”

“I'm beginning to wonder," said Kent, sitting down now on an overturned wooden tub. "Who do I serve? Why am I here?"You are here, because, in the expanding ethical ambiguity of our situation, you ar...”

“Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.”

“I grew up once, I decided never to do it again”

“If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead”

“Sadly, we cant live forever. But we can write something that will.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“The king stood in a pool of blue light, unmoored.”