“Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.”

“I love you above all things, even pie.”

“Sweet Pocket, you mustnt ask about my life before I came here. What I am now, I have always been, and everything I am is here with you.Sweet Thalia, said I. That is a fiery flagon of dragon toss.”

“She can be a whirlwind of tits and terror when she puts her mind to a purpose, can't she, sir?”

“I'm beginning to wonder," said Kent, sitting down now on an overturned wooden tub. "Who do I serve? Why am I here?"You are here, because, in the expanding ethical ambiguity of our situation, you ar...”

“An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.”

“I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool.”

“She doesn't need your money. Even a penniless fool like you can make her fall in love with you. That's just miracle.”

“And the world re-ordered itself around me. I spoke each word carefully. 'You are so stupid.”

“Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.”

“The tendency to trust easily anyone gives way to a certain vulnerability.”

“Face after face contorted in hate, men, women, children. Whatever lies had been voiced against me had clearly gained near-universal acceptance. I knew then that, regardless of what transpired here,...”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”