“Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious.”

“Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.”

“Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch.”

“He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other.”

“Conor, I could search the world for another swashbuckling scientist, but I doubt if I would find one like you.”

“A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.”

“I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.”

“The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.”

“It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch."- Valek to Yelena”

“Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think it all kind of falls into place.”

“All seasons are spectacular.”

“When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep on walking.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”