“You need to be my wife to win with me.”

“Most of a husbands life is spent in doing research on his wife.”

“Despite progress witnessed elsewhere in the matters of heart, parents in this part of the world hadnt quite come around to letting their adult offspring choose their lovers.”

“The thirty-plus years of marriage between the ceiling and the cement plaster showed signs of weakness by frequently developing cracks and holes.”

“Such delicacies are relationships.”

“Her beauty effortlessly managed to arrest the pulse of each heart at the office and keep it in a dreamlike cage where she could have a look at each at her will and derive pleasure which, it had to ...”

“Opening her mouth to take a bite seemed forward. Chewing? Obscene. Mutual mastication was out of the question.”

“One of these days I'm gonna beat him in the face with the butt of my service revolver until an eyeball pops out. These are the thoughts that keep me happy.”