“Listen and listen good, shitbrain. If you ever touch someone I love again, I will shove this cross down your throat and watch you choke on it. You want to know why a Prince of Hell wanted me so bad...”

“Honest to God, I hadnt meant to start a bar fight.So. Youre the famous Jordan Amador. The demon sitting in front of me looked like someone filled a pig bladder with rotten cottage cheese. He overfl...”

“So,” Lauren said. “You help ghosts with unfulfilled wishes cross over to the astral plane for judgment.”“Yes.”“And you hunt demons.”“Yes.”“And you’re married to an angel.”“Yes.”She paused. “…so bas...”

“Not all people are 'people', some are more and some are less. But only those who listen intently with their hearts will recognise them for what they are.”

“Gabriel: Whats the point of having power, if one cannot use it? Whats the point of immortality, if one cannot truly live?”

“Always have a plan, but be prepared to change it at any given moment.”

“Hey Assbutt!”

“Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.”

“This isn't funny Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!”