“Youre beautiful. If you believe it, theyll believe it.”

“Dante.Oh,Dante.Seal me!Seal me so hard!.He grabs my hips andpumps his toward mine.Oh,Dante! Youre so hot when you seal souls.I shove my idiot-of-a-best-friend off me and laugh.What the hell was tha...”

“A seal the size of Canada attaches to her soul light.”

“I nod and smile and smile and nod, and when she turns away, I form a gun with my hand, place it to my temple, and pull the trigger. This girl is starved for attention. It's amazing to me when peopl...”

“But let me tell ya, spend every day living only for yourself, every day indulging in little sins that arent that big of a deal, and one day I may be showing you the ropes in hell. Amen.”

“I wonder if Blue knows shes repainting her room.I wonder if hes asking if she wants a ride to the party tonight.I wonder if he knows what being strangled feels like.”

“The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.”

“Its bad enough to be a girl, anyway, when I like boys games and work and manners!”

“Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.”

“Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.”

“Girls get screwed.Not that kind of screwed, what I mean is, they're always on the short end of things.The way things work, how guys feel great, but make girls feelcheap for doingexactly what they b...”

“Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled.”

“All suffering is the consequence of a constant quest.”

“Now I know there are many in our community who are suffering, so I do not say this lightly. But take note of the mindset of the apostles. They rejoiced because they were counted worthy to suffer. W...”

“To marry unequally is to suffer equally.”