“Did I miss the denial, anger, and bargaining phases, or did you leap straight to depression?”

“Books are best preserved in the minds of readers.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Let me feel how thy pulses beat.”

“Jesus Christ! A man could only take so much. She yelped as he snatched her up around the waist and sat her on the counter. Sit there and dont move. Dont bat your eyes. Dont lick your lips. Dont get...”

“It was a superstition among them that a lover who smoked would always return, even from France. A man's sexual capacity might be injured by smoking, but they would always prefer a faithful to a pot...”

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”

“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it, or you're up to something.”