Ah, sarcasm. The final refuge of the desperate.
“It's easy enough to smile at a man if you want to capture his attention, but once you realize he's not really looking at you, that perhaps he never really saw you, smiling becomes much more difficult”
“I believe I've come to understand something. Love isn't always big and dramatic. It's big, it's deep, but it's also quiet and calm.”
“In my day, husbands and wives showed each other a suitable level of indifference.”
“Time was passing like a hand waving from a train I wanted to be on. I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you.”
“The door', replied Maimie, 'will always, always be open, and mother will always be waiting at it for me.”
“I search for love frantically... and quitting at the last moment by making excuse for myself that I've tried”
“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”
“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”
“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”