“These are the best things I've ever had in my mouth!”

“Don't be ridiculous. Brussels sprouts are awful. Jail is just jail.”

“Well, I can hardly lick champagne off your dazzling personality, now can I?”

“Don't be coy, Joshua. No matter how much money the other men here have, they can't buy what you've gotten for free.”

“Who am I, Joshua? Name me.”

“Merciful Father.... I have squandered my days with plans of many things.This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only, to live the next few minutes well.For all we ought to have thought a...”

“The best plans are always the simplest.”

“The best plans are always the simplest.”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”