“Everyone in this world is nuts, the difference is some of them just really good at disguising it.”

“I love nine hundred and ninety nine facial expressions of Jemma Garner, none of them is sad look.”

“Youre impossible. I sighed. And really weird. No wonder Jared likes you.Is that a good thing or not?I shrugged. You two have bittersweet panty-dropping connection.Gross.”

“Theyre criminal, but Im a villain in someones untold story.”

“Just because Im breathing, doesnt mean Im alive; vice versa.”

“You’re impossible.” I sighed. “And really weird. No wonder Jared likes you.”“Is that a good thing or not?”I shrugged. “You two have bittersweet panty-dropping connection.”“Gross.”

“Taking care of you doesnt mean to award yourself with a new pair of shoes or spending beyond measure on a trip to Tahiti. It actually means to take care of your financial future.”

“Giving tithes alone is not enough for financial prosperity.”

“I believe the more personally removed people are from a major financial event, the less it is to affect their appetite for risk.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“These days every morning begins like a joke you think you have heard before, but there is no one telling it whom you can stop. One day it's about a cow who walks into a bar, then about a man with a...”

“Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious”

“UFO is a joke when there ain't mystery in the sky.”