“Real is better, The truth is better. Painful but better.”

“If my like for you was a football crowd, youd be deaf cause of the roar. And if my like for you was a boxer, thered be a dead guy lying on the floor. And if my like for you was sugar, youd lose you...”

“Asking's the easy bit. Then there's everything that comes after.”

“The stars are on the inside. They are effing beautiful.”

“If you don't want a generation of robots, fund the arts!”

“If my like for you was a footy crowd, you'd be deaf cos of the roar.And if my like for you were a boxer, there'd be a dead guy lying on the floor.And if my like for you were sugar, you'd lose your ...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”