“You know...acting like a dick...won't make yours any bigger.”

“Kiss me one last time Skye... before I die. I want to enter heaven with the taste of you on my lips.”

“He kicked my ass, but he also treated me like a person and not just some girl.”

“Is this bitch crazy? I don't want to 'accidentally' drown”

“I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby.”

“At least I could tell she wouldn't try to kill me in my sleep now.”

“I notice he doesn't have his meteorite bag and see out the window it's probably going to pour any minute, but wee need to et out of here. Immediately. "We're going to search for meteorites," I say,...”

“Kiss me one last time Skye... before I die. I want to enter heaven with the taste of you on my lips.”

“Shane was sitting on the curb next to the old, cracked gas pumps, eating a candy bar. Claire plopped down next to him. Half? she asked.And now I know youre my girlfriend, since youre not afraid to ...”

“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that youve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you sa...”

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there i...”

“Innocent? Tell me human, who among you is innocent? Who among you has not destroyed without need or hurt without pity? Should a lion ponder his role in thinning the herds? Does he question whether ...”

“As we pass the mirror in the bedroom, my attention is drawn to the lovely couple in the reflection. There is a man, tall with broad shoulders. His red hair cut short. He has nothing but a towel on....”

“Good evening and good night.”