“Jewish vampires: Crosses & holy water wont hurt me whatcha gonna try next?”

“Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha”

“Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human”

“Jewish vampires: blood cant be kosher can it?”

“The more passionate and argumentative I get the more followers and friends I make online.”

“Social networking is about building people up in your network NOT tearing them down”

“To Your eyes a thousand years are like yesterday come and gone, no more than a watch in the night.You sweep men away like a dream, like grass which springs up in the morning.In the morning it sprin...”

“Ask not for a lighter load but for broader shoulders”

“You couldn't find a Jewish sheik?”

“Innocent? Tell me human, who among you is innocent? Who among you has not destroyed without need or hurt without pity? Should a lion ponder his role in thinning the herds? Does he question whether ...”

“As we pass the mirror in the bedroom, my attention is drawn to the lovely couple in the reflection. There is a man, tall with broad shoulders. His red hair cut short. He has nothing but a towel on....”

“Good evening and good night.”