“Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha”

“Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human”

“Jewish vampires: blood cant be kosher can it?”

“Jewish vampires: Starve me to death? Seriously? Then what?”

“The more passionate and argumentative I get the more followers and friends I make online.”

“Social networking is about building people up in your network NOT tearing them down”

“Those who work, knows the strength of labour.”

“I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the cove...”

“I'm infatuated with you, I cannot deny it. Physically speaking, you're a very attractive man. But I don't like you, the vast majority of the time. So far as I can gather, you behave abominably in p...”

“To Your eyes a thousand years are like yesterday come and gone, no more than a watch in the night.You sweep men away like a dream, like grass which springs up in the morning.In the morning it sprin...”

“Ask not for a lighter load but for broader shoulders”

“You couldn't find a Jewish sheik?”