“Ive done some soul searching Looked deep within myself, ya know? I've reached the conclusion that 'Fuck You!' is my spirit animal, and some mother fuckers are going to pay. You can help me or you c...”

“Guns, double-crosses, hitmen I can get used to a lot of things, but Im never going to get used to sleeping where apocalypse bugs mate, Wednesday said, walking into the room looking around. She drop...”

“Wow. This place looks classy. The smell of fertilizer and rot is really in this season. Remind me, what are we doing here? she asked looking at him with a coy smile. Did we come for bait?”

“It must be horny douchebag day, she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bags strap up on her shoulder.”

“Hey, Captain Neckbeard! Less talky-talky, more worky-worky! Wednesday shouted rudely down at the man who had been changing the tire. She wasnt planning on taking shit from a tow truck driving hick ...”

“You know where Im going to be, and youll know where Ive been every step of my way to get there. Youve made a hobby out of taking things away from me a lot of them I never even knew to miss, but I k...”

“I have seen the best of you, and the worst of you, and I choose both.”

“Be the one who nurtures and builds. Be the one who has an understanding and a forgiving heart one who looks for the best in people. Leave people better than you found them.”

“Was it possible that the emotion of love had somehow made me more susceptible to fear? Does the noble emotion of love make us start valuing our own lives and the lives of our loved ones more so tha...”

“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. A...”

“Man, Im just trying to get you lighten up a bit. Murphy, were looking at a thousand rotting corpses. Lighten up? Life is what you make it, man.”

“You can't have a wrong mentality about life and expect that you will see the bright side of life.”

“Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And i...”

“Yeah, well," I say, "I left Abnegation because I wasn't selfless enough, no matter how hard I tried to be.""That's not entirely true." He smiles at me. "That girl who let someone throw knives at he...”

“Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.”