“Ive done some soul searching Looked deep within myself, ya know? I've reached the conclusion that 'Fuck You!' is my spirit animal, and some mother fuckers are going to pay. You can help me or you c...”

“Guns, double-crosses, hitmen I can get used to a lot of things, but Im never going to get used to sleeping where apocalypse bugs mate, Wednesday said, walking into the room looking around. She drop...”

“Wow. This place looks classy. The smell of fertilizer and rot is really in this season. Remind me, what are we doing here? she asked looking at him with a coy smile. Did we come for bait?”

“Hey, Captain Neckbeard! Less talky-talky, more worky-worky! Wednesday shouted rudely down at the man who had been changing the tire. She wasnt planning on taking shit from a tow truck driving hick ...”

“Jehovahs Witness? Dont sweat it. Im going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? Im pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you wont be there.”

“You know where Im going to be, and youll know where Ive been every step of my way to get there. Youve made a hobby out of taking things away from me a lot of them I never even knew to miss, but I k...”

“Llarimar had told him to do his best. That sounded like an awful lot of work. Unfortunately, doing nothing was beginning to seem like even MORE work.”

“In his opinion, working was vastly overrated. Particularly as a way to build character, for everyone who engaged in it was far too snappish and fussy, and seemed to have no manners at all.”

“There was a sergeant at a desk. I knew he was a sergeant because I recognized the marks on his uniform, and I knew it was a desk because it's always a desk. There's always someone at a desk, except...”

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed."Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said." Massie said through her teeth.”

“Youre too much of a bitch to go gently into that good night.You should put that on a greeting card.”

“Tony poured wine into each glass and handed one to Claire. Do you remember when we had wine at the Red Wing?Claire closed her eyes, recalling the scene from a lifetime ago, and nodded. I do.Id been...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”