“You. Arent you one of those Morgan boys? You must be the bad one.”

“Lust was edging confusion for the lead. Good sense had fallen far behind.”

“It was like he waved his magic wang, and I totally forgot how Im not a gullible teenager anymore.”

“You. Aren’t you one of those Morgan boys? You must be the bad one.”

“…It was like he waved his magic wang, and I totally forgot how I’m not a gullible teenager anymore.”

“Lust was edging confusion for the lead. Good sense had fallen far behind.”

“It was like he waved his magic wang, and I totally forgot how Im not a gullible teenager anymore.”

“Father Sams, a mirthful shaman, looked at a nighted photograph of actress Lar Park Lincoln beneath his glass of bourbon con hielo.”

“She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.”

“Did you miss me?A little bit, she said with a shrug.You have tears running down your cheeks, he said with a grin. I think you missed me more than a little.”

“I don't know what the future holds. I only know that I want to be with you. You and me. Everything else is negotiable.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”