“Speaking of cupcakes, Will wants two dozen off your special menu to take on the road after the wedding. The, erm, peach kind? The peach kind, Lindsey said. I like the peach kind, Josh said. Mikey ...”

“A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside.”

“Her eyes slid closed, her secret places pulsed in anticipation, and his lips settled onto the skin beneath her ear. That was magic. She held perfectly still. He pressed a kiss to her neck. Then ano...”

“In the third cabinet under the counter, she hit the good stuff. Oh! You have a KitchenAid. If youre planning on caressing my mixer, you should know that might make my testicles explode, he said fro...”

“Your mother cant hear you here. Distance is no match for my mothers eavesdropping and mind-reading skills. I had steel anti-mind-reading plates installed this week. Specially designed to be Marily...”

“Josh squeezed her arm. Ill behave, he murmured. For now. Shes going to pickle your cucumbers. He has more than one? Natalie whispered. Thats between me and Kimmie, Josh replied.”

“She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.”

“Did you miss me?A little bit, she said with a shrug.You have tears running down your cheeks, he said with a grin. I think you missed me more than a little.”

“I don't know what the future holds. I only know that I want to be with you. You and me. Everything else is negotiable.”

“I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit”

“I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials”