“Shouldering the duffel bag with the Marine Corps bulldog, Old Man knocked Jan's photo off the bed table. He turned to stone staring down at the photo. His face then splintered into hurt. Tears seep...”

“In near panic, I craned my neck to gaze over the cabins roofline a bursting fireball.”

“Just the night before, a pumas howl had set a chill at my spine and, man, life didnt get any richer than that.”

“In near panic, I craned my neck to gaze over the cabin’s roofline a bursting fireball.”

“Just the night before, a puma’s howl had set a chill at my spine and, man, life didn’t get any richer than that.”

“All I knew was, my Father was famous for being a loser, and a loser that wanted nothing to do with me, since the day I was born.”

“Last time I was on the welcome Wagon, I was holding some guy by the balls for 15 minutes while the inspector explained why should leave (Birmingham) and go home... It were really painful.I bet it w...”

“You have the Answer. Just get quiet enough to hear it. ~Pat Obuchowski”

“I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.”

“Somebody should have taken him to a stationary store and pointed out the difference between an envelope and a whore.”

“He stood at the entrance to the kitchen, blocking my path to the front door like the Berlin Wall. -- Least Wanted”

“I've never been a morning person, and if it's one thing I don't need before my first cup of coffee, it's a visit from the cops. But at eight forty-five on a Friday morning, two of them waited for m...”