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About D.J. MacHale

D.J. MacHale was American writer and director. Donald James MacHale is an American writer, director, and executive producer. He has been affiliated with shows such as Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Flight 29 Down and Seasonal Differences. Read more on Wikipedia →

Themes

  • Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life

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“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”
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“I love you Mark..." Courtney, PoR.I love you too Courtney..." Mark, PoR.”
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“I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face."-Bobby Pendragon”
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“Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)”
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“Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.”
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“I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?”
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