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About D.J. MacHale

D.J. MacHale was American writer and director. Donald James MacHale is an American writer, director, and executive producer. He has been affiliated with shows such as Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Flight 29 Down and Seasonal Differences. Read more on Wikipedia →

Themes

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