“And everyone is always saying that marriage is really hard and takes a lot of work. But the thing is, when you know that you love someone, those things dont matter. You have to push all the everyda...”

“Sounds like a plan. I owe Tammy a big thank-you. Ty sighed. I think Im too old for this bachelor party crap.Well be planning yours soon enough.That was so not appealing, Ty was almost scared. Lets ...”

“Suzanne had totally forgotten about their court date since she'd been a little busy having tons of condom-free sex with Ryder, planning Nikki's wedding, and forming a placenta.”

“And the thing is, we cant fail. Weve already hit the bottom and come out of it. From here on out, if we just love and listen, we cant go wrong, babe.”

“Did I ever tell you the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern one?" she asked him, indulging herself and letting her head rest on his shoulder. God, he felt good. Her man. Where h...”

“Why? she whispered. Why should I dance with you?Because I love you. Because I love you so much Im willing to do whatever it takes to make it go differently this time.... "Because we should be a mar...”

“When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED.”

“Back in the days when gladiators hacked away at each other, there was always the man who decided whether the defeated should live or die. The job is usually given to the Emperor in movies, but in f...”

“Pursuing fun is exhausting. Having fun is just fun. Much more relaxing just to do your work, don't you think? I mean if you enjoy it.”

“To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damn hard.”

“What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.”

“I'm on Aslan's side even if there isn't any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn't any Narnia.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”