“Forgive me for being the stupidest man on the planet?Careful. Youre talking about the man I love.”

“Dont freak out, Im getting into the bed, he said.”

“Forgive me for being the stupidest man on the planet?”“Careful. You’re talking about the man I love.”

“Don’t freak out, I’m getting into the bed,” he said.”

“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.”

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”

“Hey, my spaghettis moving! cried Mr. Twit, poking around in it with his fork.Its a new kind, Mrs. Twit said, taking a mouthful from her own plate which of course had no worms. Its called Squiggly S...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Every great love starts with a great story...”

“I knew, in the silence that followed, that anything could happen here. It might be too late: again, I might have missed my chance. But I would at least know I tried, that I took my heart and extend...”

“You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.”