“The feedback from the speakers changes and begins blasting death metal music so loudly into the sky that I swear the bridge suspensions are vibrating.The twins were in charge of the music selection...”

“My mother hasnt asked the questions that a normal person would ask, and Im grateful for it. Its like the world has become so crazy that it makes sense to her now. I turn on the engine and drive us ...”

“You should be with a nice human boy. One who takes your orders and puts up with your demands. Someone who dedicates his life to keeping you safe and well fed. Someone who can make you happy. Someon...”

“We're at war.On the verge of an apocalypse filled with monsters and torture in a nightmare world.And I'm standing here, a moonstruck teenager pining for an enemy soldier. What am I, crazy?This time...”

“I watch the beautiful performance with an ache in my chest.Then, just when I cant stand the sadness anymore, a dancer floats out from the side of the stage. A dancer in ragged clothes, filthy and h...”

“If Im super lucky, I might be able to fight him off and maybe even the warrior after him, but its not a long-term survival strategy. By long-term, I mean the next ten minutes.Were screwed.”

“The feedback from the speakers changes and begins blasting death metal music so loudly into the sky that I swear the bridge suspensions are vibrating.The twins were in charge of the music selection...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”