John and I have made this stuff our hobby, in the way that an especially attractive prisoner makes a hobby out of not getting raped. Jesus, thats a terrible analogy. I apologize. What Im saying is that its self-preservation. We didnt choose this, we just have talents that makes us the equivalent of that new guy in the cell block who has a slim, hairless body and kind of looks like a woman from behind, and has an incredibly realistic tattoo of boobs on his back. He may have no desire at all to ever even touch a penis, but its going to happen, even if its just in the process of frantically slapping them away. Jesus, am I still talking about this? [Johnplease delete the above paragraph before it goes off to the publisher].
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