“Laugh a little when the joke's on you”

“After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.”

“My success was not based so much on any great intelligence but on great common sense.”

“I care. I care a lot. I think of "Cosmopolitan" all day and I run scared. So it's a combination of fright caring and anxiety.”

“Nearly every glamorous wealthy successful career woman you might envy now started out as some kind of schlepp.”

“You can have your titular recognition. I'll take money and power.”

“The symbol of Goddess gives us permission. She teaches us to embrace the holiness of every natural, ordinary, sensual dying moment. Patriarchy may try to negate body and flee earth with its constan...”

“... the effort to discover an authentic self, to strip away layers of alienation and culturally imposed identity and find a soul in a clear, unimpeded communion with the sacred is consonant with sp...”

“I'm a queen with or without a king. Chasing anything is beneath me. Until you're ready to put away childish things and be my man, my king, someone I can trust to shepard my soul to the Almighty I h...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”

“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it, or you're up to something.”