“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. ”

“Ive learned one thing-people who know the least anyways seem to know it the loudest.”

“Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.”

“Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.”

“Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.”

“I’ve learned one thing-people who know the least anyways seem to know it the loudest.”

“Say youll marry me when I come back or, before God, I wont go. Ill stay around here and play a guitar under your window every night and sing at the top of my voice and compromise you, so youll have...”

“He hated being filled with terror. It was embarrassing.”

“The weekend break had begun with the usual resentment and had continued with half-repressed ill humour. It was, of course, his fault. He had been more ready to hurt his wife's feelings and deprive ...”

“We speak the truth because we live in truth.”

“There are occasions when it pays better to fight and be beaten than not to fight at all.”

“But for what purpose was the earth formed?" asked Candide. "To drive us mad," replied Martin.”

“I heard Tash say: Nomi, youre sad man. Get a grip. Walk away. What have I taught you? And I thought: You taught me that some people can leave and some cant and those who can will always be infinite...”

“Sadness, forever unacknowledged, eventually becomes resentment.”

“She resented a universe that forced her to fabricate cover stories for its more inexplicable vagaries.”