“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. ”

“Ive learned one thing-people who know the least anyways seem to know it the loudest.”

“The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference.”

“Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.”

“Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.”

“I’ve learned one thing-people who know the least anyways seem to know it the loudest.”

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

“If I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drowned, why, in the name of the seven mad gods who rule the sea, was I allowed to come thus far and contemplate sand and t...”

“I'm an Earth ecstatic, and my creed is simple: All life is sacred, life loves life, and we are capable of improving our behavior toward one another. As basic as that is, for me it's also tonic and ...”

“The secret of my success is my hairspray.”