A microphone is to a comic, what a pen is to a writer. There's power in it.
“My heart started racing, not the bad kind of heart racing, like I'm going to die. But the good kind of heart racing, like, Hello, can I help you with something? If not, please step aside because I'...”
“Ah, I do so love this charmingly rustic, elvin kingdom!-Baozhai”
“Speaking of boxes...Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat to be both alive and dead until observed.Well, I actually performed the expe...”
“If you want to be a writer-stop talking about it and sit down and write!”
“You can write nothing of value unless you give yourself wholly to the the theme -- and when you so give yourself -- you lose appetite ans sleep -- it cannot be helped --”
“If you're a writer, the answer to everything is yes.”
