“Besides the pain in my gut, why shouldn't I laugh? I've almost escaped death in a foreign country.”

“I think that Richard was more of a one-girl-for-the-rest-of-your-life-marry-and-make-a-family kind of guy.”

“There has to be at least one other reason besides money that makes you do the things that you do.”

“There's no need to blame fate or destiny for a stupid decision.”

“Your imagination and some masturbation is a much better alternative to finding out what kind of person a bit of casual sex transforms you into.”

“Don't get me wrong, she was an attractive girl, but the last thing she needed was to get mixed up with me.”

“I think that Richard was more of a one-girl-for-the-rest-of-your-life-marry-and-make-a-family kind of guy.”

“And like tea dissolving in hot water, the sun dissolved in the sky creating a velvet horizon, announcing for the stars night dance with the moon, the awaited joy for the wounded souls. -- From Bali...”

“There has to be at least one other reason besides money that makes you do the things that you do.”

“He was, however, unable to give much prolonged or continuous thought to anything that evening , or to concentrate on any one idea; and anyway, even if he had been able to, he would not have found h...”

“Nature can counsel nothing but crime.”

“A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown.”

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”