“Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you everything else. It's up to you to be happy with what you have or not.”

“Your are where you desire to live.”

“Invest in yourself so others can invest in you.”

“I meditate; therefore, you live.”

“How do you know you're not dreaming? Or not dead?”

“I live larger than life.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.”

“I'm an angel. The horns are only there to hold up the halo.”

“Childhood friends are continuity, uninterrupted connections between selves, and you hold on them. You hold on them and you love them, but sometimes they're not quite comfortable.”