Funny is always a good way to start when in doubt
“For what they make us feel. Like we belong."_ORS”
“The higher you soar the view is much better, and the giant in you appears. Go forth and conquer your dreams.”
“To be happy, you simply need to choose happiness and it comes from within not without.”
“Master the art of finding something to celebrate about in each moment and life will become an exciting adventure.”
“There isnt a single definition of happiness to suit everyones requirements, but you know it when you feel it.”
“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”
“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”
“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”
“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”