He's the meanest one. We call him..Byrd the Turd
“He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James”
“A thing can be true and still be desperate folly, Hazel.”
“I will tear this folly from my heart, though every fibre bleed as I rend it away!”
“Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly, better than wise people for their wisdom.”
“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”