“If you want, you can be a child for the rest of your life and be a great LEARNER”

“I can only motivate if you ALLOW me to motivate.”

“Even enjoying a cup of tea, with all your senses involved in it is also pure meditation.”

“The difference between what you expect and what you get is the problem.”

“The absence of criticism is not Appreciation!!!”

“You will always find someone ahead of you even if you overtake someone on the highway called LIFE”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”