“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED.”

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

“They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!”

“You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.”

“If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.”

“Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“We accept the love we think we deserve.”

“All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings theres too much corruption in the world ”

“Its only when youre at the bottom of the ladder that you ascend.”