“I guess sometimes the truth just isn't worth believing... Personally, I've always felt that life's too short for truth. I'm just here to be entertained.”

“HECKLER: Say something funny!COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.”

“My dad used to tell me that laughter was like a cough or a sneeze - the body's way of trying to expel something. But instead of some phlegm in your throat, or some dust up your nose, a laugh happen...”

“Explanations are for cowards.”

“As some people turned to religion for comfort, so, Highsmith wrote in her notebook in September 1970, she took refuge in her belief that she was making progress as a writer. But she realised that b...”

“Its important that what thoughts you are feeding into your mind because your thoughts create your belief and experiences. You have positive thoughts and you have negative ones too. Nurture your min...”

“Reason, Observation and Experience the Holy Trinity of Science have taught us that happiness is the only good; that the time to be happy is now, and the way to be happy is to make others so. This...”

“I have come to the conclusion that there has never been an honest investigation by any authoritative body in the history of the world.”

“Culture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews.”

“You know something is wrong when the government declares opening someone elses mail is a felony but your internet activity is fair game for data collecting.”

“I feel like I'm twenty again.”