7 quotes found
“You cant fight if youre drunk, she n”
“You can’t fight if you’re drunk,” she n”
“If I wanted a life of chastity Id live with my wife.”
“If I wanted a life of chastity I’d live with my wife.”
“He ate with all the restraint of a nymphomaniac at an orgy.”
“The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance.”
“A golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnomes todger.”
