Sarah Silverman

Quotes by Sarah Silverman

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Comedian and actress · American · 1970

American comedian and actress (born 1970)

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“A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis. And I thought, Oh my God – I'm turning into my mother!”
— Sarah Silverman

“I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving.”
— Sarah Silverman

“On the law that requires women to wait twenty-four hours before they are permitted to have an abortion: I think it's a good law. The other day I wanted to go get an abortion. I really wanted an abo...”
— Sarah Silverman

“When God gives you AIDS – and God does give you AIDS – make lemon-AIDS!”
— Sarah Silverman