56 quotes found
“That's one of those questions that you think of a better answer for five minutes after you've answered it.”
“I figured, what harm could come from a little bit of fun? Crabs. The Canadian girl gave me crabs.”
“I figured that maybe he was only hanging around for the tea and tobacco and when one ran out, so would he.”
“Sure, I might not be someone to look up to, but you're no role model either.”
“By the first mouthful I knew that I was going to get drunk that night. The drink tasted too good not to.”
“What's inside is none of your business. Your business is getting it for him and getting it to him.”
“Your choice is your choice and you need to accept what happens, not shift the blame to someone else if it doesn't turn out your way.”
“I don't make people smoke pot or meth, snort coke, put pills or tabs in their mouths or shoot themselves up with heroin. I just transport the stuff.”
“I'm not a hero, though. I'm just a man.”
“It'll be the biggest decision of my life. Knowing me, I'll probably make the wrong choice.”
“Anxiety's already tingling my skin.”
“A donation to the police officer's back pocket should have you on your way without a problem.”
“Appreciate the negatives. Because the negatives are what you learn from to make more positives.”
“Yeah," I said because it led to more options than 'no'.”
“Do you want me to call the internet police for you?”
“Natural art is the most amazing form of art there is.”
“In my defence, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love.”
“Staying out all night and sleeping most of the day is quite a drain on the wallet.”
“I guess my biggest problem is that I find it easier to relapse than to carry through.”
“My old ways were much more appealing than my new ways.”
