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Comedian · Scottish
Scottish comedian
“My first public impression was my French teacher, Derek Swift.”
“Like millions of Scots, I've agonised over whether to go for independence or remain with the Union.”
“Scotland needs comedy more than ever. With the independence debate, finally after 300 years, reaching room temperature.”
“I love anywhere new and different. That's the fun of travel. I've always loved driving through Spain, France and Italy - sometimes in an Alfa Spider.”
“For such a small country, Britain packs in an amazing diversity of landscapes: coastline, lakes, mountains, rolling countryside, villages and great cities.”
“When I think back to my childhood, it's with a mixture of amusement and embarrassment. I was always forgetting things. My mum called me scatty because I could never sit still. But there was no sens...”
“So to recap: we may or may not be going to war with Iraq because Saddam may or may not have weapons of mass destruction, which he may or may not use, or pass to other terrorists groups with whom he...”
