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“Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud."Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people.”
“Anyone who discounts you is a dumbass," I muttered as the golf cart jerked forward."And are you a dumbass?" the Pigeon inquired as she peeked under the tarp."Absolutely not...I'm a smartass.”
“We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop."Did it taste like poop?" Hank inquired as he quickly pulled into a rest stop filled with churc...”
