“Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud."Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people.”

“We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop."Did it taste like poop?" Hank inquired as he quickly pulled into a rest stop filled with churc...”

“You really are a dumbass.”

“So, was the crime lab a reward for almost being killed?''No, it was a reward for not being Bryce,”

“You really are a dumbass.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“History has been written, but it has not always been right or complete.”

“I want to kiss you again, Tess.Why?He chuckled, low under his breath. Why? Because youre beautiful, and because I want you. And I think you want me too.”

“With every breath I take, I will always love you.”