22 quotes found
“Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while you can.”
“Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canaps and free beer.”
“Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.”
“You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens.”
“It is what it is. Isn't that how these things always go? They are what they are. We just get to cope.”
“My mother once told me that no woman is naked when she comes equipped with a bad mood and a steady glare.”
“George, she says it's the truth that matters. We live and die for the chance to maybe tell a little bit of the truth, maybe shame the Devil just a little bit before we go.”
“Behold the power of the truth. When people see its shadow on the wall, they don't want to take the time to look away.”
“She told the truth as she saw it, and she died for it. I came along for the ride, and I lived. It wasn't worth it. But it was the truth, and it was what had to happen.”
“Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving”
“Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?”
“God is the ultimate recycler. We have a good planet here. It has its troubles, yes. We have overpopulation, we have pollution, we have global warming, we have the Thursday night television lineup, ...”
“...they come to us, these restless dead,Shrouds woven from the words of men,With trumpets sounding overhead(The walls of hope have grown so thinAnd all our vaunted innocenceHas withered in this end...”
“Hire new field systems maintainer" was near the top of my to-do list, right under "uncover massive political conspiracy," "avenge Buffy's death," and "don't die.”
“Do I believe in God? That somebody made all this happen for a reason, that theres something waiting for us after we die? That theres a purpose to all this crap? I dont know. Id like to be able to s...”
“Every life has a watershed moment, an instant when you realize youre about to make a choice that will define everything else you ever do, and that if you choose wrong, there may not be that many th...”
“This is crap," Shaun said, withdrawing his arm."Right," I agreed. "Absolutely fucking crap.""No argument.""I want to punch somebody right about now.""Not it," Rick said."I punch back," Steve said.”
“Speak English at this table or I will fire you so fast you'll wind up standing at the airport wondering how you got from here to there without any goddamn pants on.”
“Everything is 'just a story'. Tragedy, comedy, end of the world, what ever it's just a story. What matters is making sure it's heard.”
“I grinned, revealing the gap where my left incisor had been prior to a nasty encounter with a man who thought that running a zombie dog fighting ring would be a great way to spend his twilight year...”
“If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.”