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“Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.”
“One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.”
“Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.”
“I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyf...”
“There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.”
“I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?”
“You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?”
“I couldn't think of anything helpful to say, so I resorted to humor, my shield of last resort. 'Just please tell me they don't have a dog and a picket fence.'He smiled. 'No fence, but a dog, two do...”
“He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.”
“I don't have a master. I'm not sure if I have an equal.”
“I'm dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That's seven men. I'm like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty.”
“He will not let you come barging in to his world like the proverbial bull in the china shop.”
“Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed.”
“I'm sorry I have issues with my boyfriend doing other men. I'm sorry I have issues with me doing other men. Why was I always being made to feel guilty because I wasn't having sex with more people? ...”
“People talk of sorrow as if it is soft, a thing of water and tears. But true sorrow is not soft. True sorrow is a thing of fire, and rock. It burns your heart, crushes your soul under the weight of...”
“Why does anger makes people pretty? Rage doesn't. Rage makes you ugly, but a little anger, that just seems to add spice. One of nature's cruelties, or maybe it's to keep us from killing each other ...”
“...on the job there was nothing but the job. You left the shit outside the door. You could always pick it up on your way back out.”
“Nothing is more appealing than a handsome man who is also uncertain of himself.”
“Lastly, people seemed to think that morality was the same thing as being politically correct, and it wasn't. Some of the most deeply moral people I knew were least politically correct, because they...”
“Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you and know, absolutely know, that the sound in the dark is a monster, and it really is as bad as you think. Did that...”
