Quotes by Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“Face it, Nat, this is one tiger who will never be jumping through your flaming hoop--”

“Regin:I finally understand what a dickie-do is. Your gut does stick out more than your dickie do.”

“What is he?I cant puzzle it out. He doesnt have horns, pointed earsor apparently a need to eat. He does have small fangs, but he also sports a tan line.You checked? Natalya, you durrrty bitch.Hey, ...”

“Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me.”Natalya hissed, “Are you mad?”“What’s she gonna do? Vivisect me? Imprison me? We’ve got a pact to fulfill,remember?” To Dorada, she cried, “Seriously, sw...”

“Nix to Declan:Begin transcript—Testing. Hello, hellooo, anybody out there? Check, check, one, two. Soft pee. Puh, puh. Resonance! Sooooooft pee. Alpha bravo disco tango duck.This is Nïx! I’m the Ev...”

“Aidan from the past: He took her hands in his bloodied, callused ones. “Accept me?” His eyes glowed, his lashes spiked from rain.Declan in the present: He gripped her nape. “I fuckin love you, Regi...”

“You do not mind my humor?”“Not at all. I’ve not laughed like this …” His brows drew together. “I think I’ve never laughed like this.”“Usually I exasperate people. And I jest at inappropriate times....”

“His tone dripping condescension, Lothaire crooned, “Ah children, it’s not yet story time.” He closed his eyes and turned away, saying over his shoulder, “To anyone who contemplates even nearing me ...”

“Declan and”

“Regin:“I finally understand what a dickie-do is. Your gut does stick out more than your dickie do.”

“What is he?”“I can’t puzzle it out. He doesn’t have horns, pointed ears—or apparently a need to eat. He does have small fangs, but he also sports a tan line.”“You checked? Natalya, you durrrty bitc...”